Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You have seven months of your youth left.

inward on the irresponsible life choices and sexual hunger of today's modern teens...

I gotta tell ya, I'm just thrilled...

Here's what you're gonna do.

Unless you wanna lose your man to a mentally ill...

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...

- Chill out. - I already picked the songs.

I'm running low, and I want the children of McKinley to be healthy and happy.

We have got to be on our game.

Ah, that's all right. I didn't even know what those words meant.

We wouldn't have to invite anybody, you know, or tell anybody actually.

- Well, that. - Wait. What?

Not every minute. There's no separation.

- Oh, sorry. - Oh, it's the same old song.

Occasionally sharp, but that's just because you lack my years of training.

I guess I get caught up in the competitive hysteria too.

Oh. Thanks, guys.

Come on. We can do this in our sleep.

We know, and I think I speak for everyone when I say...

Well, actually, I consider you a co conspirator. We came up with the idea together.

# Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride #

The receivers run the fly route downfield...

And Terri's only fake pregnant and wants Quinn to give her her baby so Will won't find out.

# I just wanna live while I'm alive #

you find a way to make sure it burns the forest down.

And I don't want to spend the rest of my life alone...

Then you're gonna get down on one knee...

That's how my parents got me to do chores when I was a kid.

And this means that I'm gonna be around all the time now.

because of the germs, you know, and because of the odor.

# I'm surrounded by your embrace #

Come on, dude. We're late for football practice.

Okay, well, you, um...

- # These are my confessions # - # And just when I thought I said all I could say #

- # Halo # - # I can see your halo #

I don't want any baby-daddy drama when you hand it over to me.

No. You've been so stressed about our finances lately...

I'm Terri Schuester, Will's pregnant wife.

She doesn't like to be touched.

When we have a "no sub" pandemic

Oh, you might think there's some kind of competition going on between you and I...

Pseudo ephedrine.

I've always thought the desire to procreate showed deep, personal weakness.

with a rigorous diet and exercise routine.