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Has your soul been taken over by caffeinated space aliens?
- We've got sectionals in two... - Please. Sectionals is gonna be a breeze.
Step, you, you, you, you. Ba, ba, ba. Turn...
- gets to choose the number that we do for sectionals. - Wait.
We actually haven't, um, had sex yet.
Also, Ken is dating Emma, but she's really got eyes for Mr. Schue.
- Hey, Emma, um, can you walk with me? - Yeah.
It smells pretty bad, but I mask it with Drakkar Noir.
and I'm gonna need some new maternity clothes.
- we got to have lunch together on a weekday, hmm? - Hmm.
- As a matter of fact, I'm gonna start calling you "F-Rod." - Hey, back off.
Everyone wants something from me, and I don't have the energy to do it all.
We're really sorry, Mr. Schue.
Everyone gets a dose.
I know what I'm doing.
I would pop two of these blue meanies every morning...
Can't believe she's allowed to teach at this school.
What if she says no? It might kill me.
Hi, Terri. This is Howard Bamboo.
Okay, split up.
I have a lot more to lose.
- What? No. Aren't you supposed to be a nurse? - Mm-hmm.
We're planning on smacking 'em down like the hand of God.
He's the reason I'm doing this.
- and I won't rest until I reach it. - # I've got to keep on movin' ##
Um, is-is everything okay, Terri?
You know Ken, um, asked me to marry him.
Maybe so...
I think you should both pack up and move out of the district.
If I can't destroy the club, I will have to destroy the man.
Listen, Rachel. You don't know what it's like for me, the kind of pressure I'm un...
and deal with a pregnant girlfriend who yells about ice cream.
Sure, yeah. That sounds good.
You know, honestly, I don't even know how you kids do it nowadays.
They declined my offer to do their hair in cornrows...
All those in favor of winging it?
Geez, I didn't know you had that in you.
There, there.
- But I'm not a nurse. I work at Sheets 'N' Things. - I'm not an American citizen.
Know your assignments. This is not...
And the revenge of the jilted woman is usually pretty messy.
All right.
It began at dawn, when I tried...
We all took something.
Because I would wanna keep my last name...
# I'm runnin' and I won't touch ground #
Oh, we all have pressures. But you know how I deal with it? The natural way...
- Yeah, but winning by cheating isn't winning. - Oh, don't give me that.
No. I can't do that.
- We got this in the bag. - Totally.
Every time I light a fire in my life...
# Nobody gonna slow me down #
Okay.
- I'm Finn Hudson. I'm in Glee with your husband. - Well, hi, Finn.