Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I like being a cheerleader...

what would getting married mean... exactly?

Howard Bamboo got arrested.

How were we supposed to know they'd rock the house? They've never been good.

Otherwise, whoo!

You pregnant, and me with psoriasis...

You being here... is not good for our marriage.

Remember, you cried for an hour that time my elbow accidentally brushed by your breast.

- No. No, they wouldn't. These are good kids. - Nothing bad happened.

Now we have nothing to say to each other.

You can trust me. I'm a nurse.

No. I mean, it is. But I-it's more than that. It's... It's a promise.

I was fine with arranging, choreographing and directing this number free of charge.

They're gonna compete against each other in a glee-off.

I don't know what you guys did, but whatever it was, keep doing it!

but you gotta up your game if you wanna get through sectionals.

You could... Well, what about a sticker board?

has fostered an unsafe environment.

Step, turn, out. And it's ball-change. Step-ball-change.

That was before you knew what it felt like to be me...

you will each perform a mash-up of your choice.

I figured out a way to get the kids motivated.

but it's only because I'm sick and tired of working so hard and still losing.

# I just wanna live while I'm alive #

Every one of these people or elements was a champion in their own right...

I only took this job so that I could keep an eye on him.

um, girls, dance steps...

And he's available.

We've got to put a stop to this so that I can get out of here.

Hi. How can I help you?

- I've been thinking about your offer. - Yeah?

But you're not a nurse.

How are we supposed to raise a baby...

We were just taking a lesson from Major League Baseball.

# But to give part two of my #

And, um, I think it would be best if we didn't see each other after school.

God, it's a beautiful day. Let's run through the number.

I've had first aid training. Mm-hmm.

Every day I say I have a headache. I sleep for three hours.

It's deplorable, contemptible, and it's just plain wrong. It's also cheating.

Boys versus girls... It's fun.

That's your only job, is to know your assignments.