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any female reservations for one around that time?
Joel puts the "ew" in "nephew."
"You wear your dress and pearls
Hello, Mother.
I thought I'd never need them again.
But don't tell Meryl.
How about this? I'll tell them you died.
Come on, Tina, Joel shows up on the exact same day
Bob! Bob! What the hell is that?
They weren't stolen at all.
Yep, I was just saying,
Meryl, may I finally have this dance?
Stop Crying, Stop Crying
Uh, Meryl, will you excuse us for a second?
Um...
Oh, no.
At midnight. What?
Huuuu
It's me, Admiral Peter Wilcox.
Aah!
It's like when we saw that dog attacking a squirrel
and then we drank some grain alcohol from Iceland.
"and I have lived a full life.
Mmm... Hey, dude?
To get my... letter-mailing patch.
What’s going on in here?
It's working.
You guys, the admiral might not be real,
I mean, we got to take a break at some point.
"Congratulations!"
(CRYING) Stop Crying Stop!
Eh, a little more.
But other than that, you look great.
Don't spend it all in one place.
Uh-huh, uh-huh. Nodding along but confused.
Thanks, Teddy.
There you are, my magnificent matchmaker.
Her nephew Joel stole them.
Paint just one fingernail, see what it looks like...
Do you know if there are
You tried, T.
Joel will never be able to pull those off.
for a free trial gym membership."
I'll take good care of Linda and the kids for you.
I haven't had anything to look forward to in quite some time.
retired Admiral
Ah, so specific!
Stop crying. Stop crying.