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I'm Peter, uh...
"I know this might come as something of a surprise
on the night of the big date with the retired navy admiral.
Isn't that a little coincidental?
Oh, God. Wait. Hold on.
Bjork's hard lemonade?
Hey, you were wrong about everything, Louise.
But Yay! Yay!
"that I'm not too old for romance.
It's supposed to be on the top, eh.
but I'm not allowed to cash it until she wins the lottery.
We have a big date with a retired navy admiral.
All right, calm down, calm down. September 17, 2012
I'll... uh, I'll check on that for you.
Okay, Mom, that's enough pearl time.
while I'm trying to take a nap?
Because it's a new presentation, Teddy.
I think that's an expression.
Oh, that's no problem. Open back up. Um...
Don't take me, let me go! Let me go! What's going on? What are you doing with Mikey?
Let me get my checkbook.
we talk shop.
Should we write the admiral and make a date for a dance?
"I'm so happy you wrote back.
Well... Wait.
We have movie night every Tuesday.
What the hell? Who's that?
Caterpillar roll $14
Nothing happening out here. Heh.
After Taj and I made goat massaman curry.
I can get them for you. So?
So is mine. That's why I wear these.
Meryl, I have a confession to make.
Don't waste my time.
Succulent!
I know a Bert.
I'm so scared.
I think so.
Hooray for romance! True love does exist.
Oh, you could read me my mail.
I don't know, it's hard to tell.
I'm over here.
Okay.
Don’t Tell Meryl
Ah! Paper cut!
It might be shingles.
Yeah. No, no, it's okay.
I got to tell her.
I made the coffee.
Who's it from?
You're gonna be exhausted if you don't get some sleep.
it's opposite-mess- you-gotta-clean-up day,
Poor Bob. I guess you can rest up tonight.
Did we have a visit today?
Oh, no! Oh, my.
I'm Donny. Head chef at Succulent.
at a nursing home today. Gotta go.
It's them! Turn off the TV!
Tina, it's been nice having you visit me so often.
It's true, there really are stolen pearls.