Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But I can't say that it's impossible.

Oh, yeah, thank you.

In my 20s, it would've been annoying.

I know. I meant I'd be happy for them.

Thank you, Dwight. Oh.

What I'm offering is a ticket on a bullet train straight to middle management.

(SCOFFS) It doesn't just sound "aite," it sounds amazing.

Or a Chinese-German hybrid.

You have some ancestors in common somewhere back.

You know what? I should be getting this client, Michael.

We're thinking more ethnic and racial minorities.

You're not bad, either.

Was it professional? No.

We're not going to cross her, no matter how good the program is.

If she says no, then she is not interested.

snake-charming, beds of nails, I like lying...

I think you should consider applying for the executive minority training program.

911, hello. Scranton Strangler's in the house.

They're going to be pretty pleased in Tallahassee

Maybe she's just pushing her breasts together to make them look bigger.

Can't really trust my feelings anymore.

How many Indian CEOs can you think of?

"obtaining..." Blah-de-blah-de-blah.

(CLEARING THROAT) So, if you have...

Indian guys always wear their cell phones outside their pants. It's so dorky.