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Was it professional? No.
They're going to be pretty pleased in Tallahassee
I know. I meant I'd be happy for them.
How many Indian CEOs can you think of?
Yes.
You know what? I should be getting this client, Michael.
(SCOFFS) It doesn't just sound "aite," it sounds amazing.
"obtaining..." Blah-de-blah-de-blah.
But I can't say that it's impossible.
snake-charming, beds of nails, I like lying...
I think you should consider applying for the executive minority training program.
Indian guys always wear their cell phones outside their pants. It's so dorky.
In my 20s, it would've been annoying.
911, hello. Scranton Strangler's in the house.
If she says no, then she is not interested.
You're not bad, either.
We're not going to cross her, no matter how good the program is.
What I'm offering is a ticket on a bullet train straight to middle management.
You have some ancestors in common somewhere back.
Yo soy Cancun.
Oh, yeah, thank you.
We're thinking more ethnic and racial minorities.
Maybe she's just pushing her breasts together to make them look bigger.
(CLEARING THROAT) So, if you have...
Or a Chinese-German hybrid.
Can't really trust my feelings anymore.
(SCOFFS)
Thank you, Dwight. Oh.