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So, what do you want?
I kind of just wanted to do some D&D stuff, you know?
How do I know I'm not hallucinating?
I want my Skylander! I want my Skylander!
at the soul.
Give you 20 bucks for it.[ Chuckles ] Nice try.
Are these two gonna hook up?
You said, "Whatever."
True power looks like this --
There's Balthromaw.
- What the fuck...? - You slut!
W-We got to free Balthromaw.
Chill out, dude. Slut!
So, uh, What's with the style change?
Also, I told you not to get a dragon, Morty.
I was thinking we could hang out?
Jesus Christ!
Why, I -- I can do that.
in here and g-get us home.
- Chill out pop. - You slut!
Just want to clarify, are these real sex positions?
Nobody should control anyone,
- Did you get it? - He helped me escape prison.
Bu harika this is so cool
you hey
Okay, dragon, here's the house rules.
We live in these slut caves where we fuck,
Just be sure to use it with the rocket shoes,
Shame, you slut! You slutty, slutty slut!
[ Roars ]
First off, I always slay it, queen.
Dad, are you okay?
Morty, the moral of this story is bros rescue dragons.
I'll fly into the fucking Sun.
[ Booing ]
Someone will.
We followed the smell of sulfur and skankery.
Not here, you don't.
Ah, if only I had prepared better
I'll take care of this at once.
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You're a slut thief!