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Check this shit out. Watch this.
Oh, oh, no. Oh -- Wait, please, no!
I-It can make us forget.
Oh, yeah. Whoa, Jesus.
♪♪
I can do this.
or it'll rip your head off.
This is your fault. Fuck you, worst adventure ever.
♪♪
20-minute nap and soar through the sky?
[ Electronic music playing ]
You know what I'm talking about?
and it kind of gets, ugh, stuck in your throat?
Where's the cat?
Oh! Ugh, I'm bonding.
- and you cancel it. - Ow, no, stop! Huh? No!
I haven't read all this yet.
Now, I'm gonna tell my grandson you ran off
Only the wizard can unbind soul bonds.
Who wants to be infused with, like, uh, unreasonable power?
Taylor Swift pumping her fist in the air? What does it mean when --It means you're lame
What the fuck?
Outer space?
Taylor Swift pumping her hands in the air?
Stick that up your ass.Oh, you're done?
three!
Will you shut the fuck up or at least roll over?
You can take this stupid fake soul-bond contract,
Don't ask why I can talk.
Let's go.
[ Laughing ]
Bleed here and here.
So, uh, w-w-when do I get it?
you fucking d-d-dumbass?
and you can -- Mm! Ah!
- Chill out pop. - You slit!
I fucking hate Melbourne
I'm guessing you'd rather not be tagged in this.
Jerry, I have a device.
Admit it, Morty. Dragons suck.
Should've taken me up on those Wolverine claws instead, Morty.
I-I-I really want to shower.
Well, fuck it. Can we go back then?