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[Crying] It's awful. It's so awful.
And you need to get used to it, just like he does.
We have the squash court reserved for an hour.
Touch penises with a neighbor boy.
- Oh, I ate that. - [Scoffs] Roger.
[Roger] Not for everyone, Charlie.
Good luck now.
- [Coin Clatters] - [Motor Whirring]
No, if we let you out now, it ends in one of two ways...
[Chuckles]
scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream
- [Cell Door Slams] - [Footsteps]
Pointless? It moves us from one side of the yard...
I'm talking anuses caked in a crust of human waste.
Oh.
- You need to make this right! - [Beeps]
Maybe if I was fed better- I don't know.
But a food fight? Come on.
Wanna go knock it around?
- Out of the way, twerp. - [Grunts]
That's why you can't get out of here.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And I want you to play on it for as long as you want.
- Has that ever been done? - Probably.
if you leave the poles in the down position.
to the other on our bellies.
# Comin' out #
[Doorbell Rings]
Hey, Mom. Did you order the moon bounce for my birthday?
- Isn't it? - Yes.
Steve, you look terrible.
To the stars, Shorbu.
Oh, God!
How would you feel if I made fun of you?
[All Chuckling, Chortling]
- What? - You caught him playing with himself?
- [Door Closes] - Ah! What a day.
[Chuckles] That is good fun.
- [Steve Farts] - Oh, excuse me.
Don’t SCREAM!!! I’M GONNA SCREAM!!!
Me neither. This place is awesome.
When I turned 14, I took over fiduciary responsibility for my mother's 401 (k).
How can you put hornets in a ball?
(CELL DOOR SLAMS) (FOOTSTEPS)
We're gonna have our faces painted like aliens and everything.
- Oh, welcome home, honey. - It's good to have you back, Dad.
God, Klaus. I was just trying to be nice to you.
# Tra, la, la la, la-la-la #
Don't do that shit!
This what you do when there's no alien in the room?