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Suffer for your crimes!
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But the state insists I wear a shoe you can't make a weapon out of.
Get away! Don’t touch that! Oh, my FUCKING God! Like. Stop! Chevy, go upstairs!!! Shut up! You shut up! You shut up. I’m gonna call mom. But it got DELETED for UNKNOWN REASON!!! Anyways, let’s continue.
Oh, sweet, luxurious hair.
Three months?
[Buzzing]
the shampoo, the conditioner...
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- Steve's right here. - Okay, first of all...
Oh, God.
You just need a little dose of fun. Go out and act like a kid.
I'm hugging so many people at this job, it's crazy.
Ride the back of a dog and pretend it's a pony.
[Chorus: Children's Pop] # Makin' up a mess of fun #
and you two are getting 20 hours.
- Oh, it's no trouble. - [Chortling]
- [Kids Laughing, Shouting] - [Steve] Oh, it's cold!
# Four banana-##
And I've realized nothing I do now is gonna fix my crummy childhood.
This- This is- This is so much...
# And he's shining a salute to the American race #
- Yep. - That's hilarious.
when I say immediate release would be the best...
All right, guys. You know I don't want to be the bad guy.
Since then, T.P.'ing has been a criminal act in Virginia.
Settling is what I did when I had you cut it.
Wow, Frannie. Props to you.
"Oh. Uh, I'm human. I'm from planet Earth.
[Sobbing] It's terrible, isn't it?
So I called the moon-bounce guys.
Stan, look, if you deny your inner child...
I did is who. Get inside this hug...
- Can you call the repair people? - I did.
- Oh, my God. That spells "ass". - [Steve] That's me, Dad.
- [Squawks] Warden sucks. - You rascal.
Maybe you could cut my hair like Ryan Phillippe's.
I'll never make it there. God, I'll never make it there.
Spit on a jellyfish. Get a stuffed rabbit and name it Rabbit-o.
# Oh, boy it's swell to say #