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and everyone else is drunk. This is a nightmare.
Cool. Now that I'm a bachelor again, my hair is coming back.
Why, ye‐‐ No.
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Oh, that's too bad.
On, Slasher! On, Gasher! On, Mangey and Nips 'Em!
where the monkey attempts to eat your face.
for saying something stupid.
What happened is what happens every time.
You're almost out of labor, neighbor.
but the "E" in "hell" is an "E" for "eternity."
by the Salvation Army.
Don't drink at the office party.
And here they are!
You could deliver the baby.
I'm about to be the first person ever dishonorably discharged
I bet you're seeing Jesus right now.
I know your son's birthday's coming up.
Oh, that's wonderful.
I'm becoming a jerk because I have no dad.
not being able to stand.
He's right. I am boring.
Where do I go? Where do I go?
Cover yourself up and quit hitting on my wife.