Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sit, I will not.

This is completely inappropriate.

Title of my sex tape.

so I'm incorporating emoji into my speech to better express myself.

Okay, the answer is "yes."

Oh, I'm celebrating.

Chatter? Sorry, I know.

I'm sorry. I had to take that.

There's this thing that I do whenever I... Feel.

I don't know what else to do.

And your grandmothers' little dogs.

The English Language Cannot Fully Capture

Agreed. Take care.

This is the best possible option for both of us.

How did you manage to step on both of my feet at the same time?

My name is Duncan buck.

I know you're having a hard time, but I think I can fix this.

is 'cause the guys were all losers.

Peralta, have you been investigating Lucas Wint?

That's an order.

I hope I never go through one again.

Okay, that's enough.

Every Day at Work

They make people feel face-with-xs-for-the-eyes.

Can you just let me have this?

This is special agent Clarke with the FBI.

Peralta doesn't have the authority to do any of this.

I take it you're the toddler.

Uh, yeah, I have.

Look, Podolski is wrong. Wint is guilty.

I'm going kosher 'cause Jake-y don't dig on swine!

put any of my children in handcuffs recently.

Wonder where Eddie Fung is now.

But you will be missed.

Dude, drugs don't need pushing.

We'd like you to be yourself.

This is real. This is happening.