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Was it a loving spouse?
In the past, one could always count on
You're kidding. - Does it look like
I didn't say nothing to nobody!
by a former client, now deceased.
You and me, we got magic.
- LESTER: Meeting's over, you piss ants!
Ooh, and their son. Oh no!
Now move, you prick! - Ah!
But then you already know that given your age
It became a circus.
- I should think a simple thank you would suffice.
- WHITEY: I can't fight it.
I did what needed doing.
- Whoa!
and your profession.
Evil devil woman, all high and mighty all of the sudden.
- You want me to shoot you?
And I know what you are.
No, no, no, no!
The third and final wish born of desperation and fear...
The end of the world "Mad Max" kind of stuff.
Was I being punished for my part in this godless affair?
- Of course, Angela.
Thank you.
- Leslianne, will you kindly shut the hell up?
- ANNOUNCER: For your crimes against the people
I've come to save you.
Even on days I couldn't bear the click-clacking
Yes, I know you will.
- It's me, my love.