Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

# Let me #
I'm gonna go deal with the haters.
Pink Dagger, if I may.
Will's dating the hot substitute, Holly Holliday.
You just got poked- poked by the Dagger.
No. In my hour of need, Honey Badger, I turn to you.
until she wrote me back and said that the stress of my letters is giving her alopecia.
They did original songs, and now they're headed to New York.
- I really do like doing that. - Legion of Evil?
I'm "The Beckster" on the Entertainment Weekly chat room.
What happened to the money that we got from the Cheerios?
All right, we need $5,000 to pay for our trip to nationals in New York.
That was my favorite one.
# Nobody's home #
You guys never...
Since you agreed to give me 10% of whatever we can come up with to ask for.
I would like to sing the perfect song about neglect- "All By Myself."
# Don't wanna live #
# I'll be my own savior #
# It just ain't no way, baby #
Okay? That crazy ex-wife of yours messed with your brain...
Because it's a night of neglect.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Mercedes Jones.
And so will we.
Intermission's almost over.
# Ain't no way #
and now you think you can't dream.
- Also I'm gorgeous. - And I'm dating Will Schuester.
You have no proof.
# La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la #
- And it is a perfect place to practice for nationals. - And you know the best part?
Okay, you guys go find Mercedes.
And remember, vote Quinn Fabray for prom queen.
- We'll try our best. - Shh. I'm not finished.
You counted that one we had in the janitor's closet yesterday?
# Well, she did and she does and she'll do it again #
We pushed this stuff like crack.
Good. This is almost worthy of the artist doing the closing number at the benefit.
# If you won't #
- # And her feet are all covered with tar balls and scars # - Boo! Boo!
- But you do hate the Glee Club. - That's true. I do.
Those aren't eggs in those fallopian tubes.
We tear them down to feel better about ourselves.
I can't stand this!
# That her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes #
Well, this is awkward. Consider my offer.
You're just as good of a singer as I am.
I know what it feels like to be in Academic Decathlon.
So you fill the auditorium with people who are there to hear them sing, and poof!
You guys are absolutely right. How much do you need to make the trip?
the Brainiacs asked us to be benefit heads for the Night of Neglect.
Show tunes! Show tunes! Show tunes!