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Will you come back and visit?
You're hunky and I'm what they call "predatory gay."
- Ooh! - First of all, that is a ridiculous name.
I tried to be a hater, but I just couldn't do it.
# I can't give you #
So- Oh, man. I am not the jealous type, Will.
Although I am enjoying my second career...
And then I felt terrible because I realized it was just my jealousy...
Isn't that great?
I was pumping iron in the gym, and one of the guys told me you two were here...
# Ain't no way #
Good-bye, William.
# To turning tables #
you strike me as a bit of a tool...
where the girl hasn't been all over me to spend more time with her.
Oh! I'm loving this.
# Close enough to hurt me #
Well, first, I'm honored that you came to me.
- Whoo! - Yeah!
I'm such a better singer than everyone else, so I know how it feels.
Nah, not that much. Just on the Internet only.
# Well, I was eating lunch at the D. L.G. #
Those songs are great appetizers to my main course.
- Okeydokey. - It doesn't change the fact...
You must practice a lot.
Think about how many more years you have left of productive ovulating.
# La, da, da, da, da-da #
I was just taking the opportunity of intermission...
We'll get back to you.
But there's nothing, nothing that I wouldn't do...
I have only one more demand.
- You're kidding. I've never seen you on there. - You wouldn't.
I say we blow this whole thing off and hit the arcade.
- We have one of those? - Yes, we do.
# Oh, yeah ##
# It's as common as something that nobody knows #
in Calcutta in 2001.
The category: Hermaphrodite Nazi Sympathizers.
The Bhola cyclone.
- spreading your fairy dust all over the place. - Will you just give it up.