Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

is that Schuester and that substitute, Holly Holliday, are official.
Okay, Tina, you're up first.
Ms. Jones is fine.
- Get out! - Sue thinks Will made her lose at nationals...
I just... really wanted that closing slot.
# Ain't no way #
Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On." It's gonna be our finale.
the League of Doom.
# If you would only listen you might just realize what you're missing #
# When I dial the telephone #
How is that my fault?
# Ain't no way #
We figured you're probably used to relating to talent because you're so talented.
# I'll tell you that it ain't no way #
My client, Ms. Jones, is not picking up her phone.
Like?
That song and the weed I smoked immediately prior...
- Oh, so you're trying to seduce me. - Jackpot.
You guys are great kids.
together in a car with the license plate "JEW FRO."
She specifically asked for a puppy.
So even when I'm in a group of people...
I can't listen to this.
and now you're getting hit on by the coach of our arch rival.
Dustin Goolsby? Sergeant Handsome.
We need to find some strength and barrel through this.
You're in love with somebody else.
Our final category: White Rappers.
Boy, did I think that Hitler showed promise.
Sandy. What are you doing in here?
Carried the hell in.
Because I have nothing against any of you.
Cheers.
# Oh, I beg you #
Bye.
McKinley High's First Annual Night of Neglect fund-raiser benefit is officially a go.
Fine. But Ms. Jones isn't happy about it.
Which means...
And by the way, I did show up for lunch...
Why were you in the janitor's closet with the door closed?
yet you're constantly taking the backseat to everyone.
Ringworm. Conjunctivitis.
And in exchange, she's demanding that during the day of the benefit...
Neglected? She's, like, the Queen of Soul.
and happier than us and have more interesting sex than us...
# Ain't no way #
Liz Schneider was our fourth, but she got rubella.
Mike Chang, Dance Dance Revolution.
it's actually a fantastic way to launder it.
- Whoo! - Bravo!
- Why would I wanna get involved in this? - Because, Sergeant...
Whoever buzzes in first and answers correctly...
Um, I'm sorry. Are you saying that you want to be carried in in a giant egg?
Mm-hmm.
Technology has allowed us to be brutally cruel...