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I'm going to get the carpool of the Fagginacolises.
Or in the laundry room, when the bulls are looking the other way, you could fall into the mangler.
Yeah?
You wear makeup.
She was off with that Dutch Lonigan with his zoot suit with the reed pleat and the shaved raccoon coat.
Oh, and one more thing.
It will be my first sale.
Well, then, why don't you, um, shamble on to the back and find me some flares, and we'll see what happens.
Ah!
You stink!
No, it is not.
You can have this one.
Damn, it's devastating.
I'll take some.
I don't know.
So sad.
You have your hair professionally done.
So do we.
Pam, that's an expensive shoe.
Aluminum siding.
How's the carpool?
Maybe after I get my first paycheck.
Your student counselor tells me you're a hard worker.
This portion of Strangers with Candy is brought to you by Flares.
Jerry, what's the matter?
What party?
What about me?
And then he will lash out like a bobcat and... Okay, people, tomorrow we'll continue our focus on the poor and why they are dangerous.
Well, I can tell you how I made money.
But we're rich in a way you will never understand.
Hello, I'm Jerry Blank.
Fine.
I'm going to give you a D.
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