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She was off with that Dutch Lonigan with his zoot suit with the reed pleat and the shaved raccoon coat.
Jerry, what's the matter?
Fine.
Damn, it's devastating.
Your student counselor tells me you're a hard worker.
Maybe after I get my first paycheck.
You have your hair professionally done.
Well, then, why don't you, um, shamble on to the back and find me some flares, and we'll see what happens.
I'm going to get the carpool of the Fagginacolises.
How's the carpool?
I don't know.
No, it is not.
You stink!
Or in the laundry room, when the bulls are looking the other way, you could fall into the mangler.
I'm going to give you a D.
I'll take some.
So sad.
Aluminum siding.
Ah!
Well, I can tell you how I made money.
Yeah?
This portion of Strangers with Candy is brought to you by Flares.
Oh, and one more thing.
So do we.
And then he will lash out like a bobcat and... Okay, people, tomorrow we'll continue our focus on the poor and why they are dangerous.
But we're rich in a way you will never understand.
It will be my first sale.
What about me?
You can have this one.
Pam, that's an expensive shoe.
You wear makeup.
Hello, I'm Jerry Blank.
What party?
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