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think the audacity selling term papers on my turf that's an honor code offense I need the money we all need the money get a job I don't know how to get a job you go see a job counselor miss plug now get out Nico listen
Here's how it's going to go.
That's an A plus for you.
I haven't even started.
So with that in mind, let's take a look at your origami projects.
Oh, I know how to get money.
I was planning on buying a fresh pair of flares for my party, which would mean I'd have an extra pair, which I could donate to a needy person.
I'll be with you in just a moment.
Oh, look, honey.
Die.
My manager will be so happy.
Because she's rich.
Way to go.
That's the rich girl?
They smell like bed of cheese.
Please, you kids.
Jerry, I don't think you know what truly rich is.
Number two, these flares are scuffed.
Jerry, take off my shoes.
Things that could happen to any high school girl.
I had this beloved rich aunt who slipped into what we assumed was a coma, so we had her quickly euthanized and split her cash.
I like it.
I can tell you where she's not buried.
You're having a party?
You're still coming to my party, right?
More profit for me.
Well, look at me today.
We're not insured.
Why don't you rub them?
Huh?
You know, I was so confused before, but now it's finally clear what I really want.
I guess what I learned this week is that you can be rich in friends or family or love, but the only thing that matters is being rich in money.
They're Greeks.