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- Whoo! Let's roll!
♪ What's with your eyes ♪
Which is 4,178 years old.
- ♪ Poof, pow, surprise ♪
- You are frickin' dead, boy!
- Spanish-style, Spanish-style home.
He's 5'8",
She's hot. I jerked it to her last night.
He's got, like, ten times more of the bravery than you.
- Rude!
which... they do.
- Sharon, I hated chindoing you anyways!
- Yeah.
- I'm just happy to be a part of it, finally.
You are so dead. - Bring it.
warriors cannot collide while erect.
Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!
- Hey, man,
We got to get a new roommate.
Adam, you keep doing what you're doing, bud.
Okay! God damn-
Those girls had some big ole boobs, right?
- Well, it's never too late to learn.
- Okay, so remember, wizards are immortal.
Oh, what do you think that smell is, Blake?
- Whatever, man.
I've changed my mind. Get off.
- Ah, don't take the beats. - Yeah.
- I'm gonna straight do what I came here to do.
- Blake, I never agreed to this.
- Careful? I never am.
You need to show me the rest of this house, if that's okay.
You can leave my house and respect my woman.
Good guess, though.
♪ 'Cause we the number one sorcerers ♪
to crack the players handbook open
It's like a coconut oil. What is that?
Why? 'Cause of magic.
- Yeah? Well, I'm using 'em.
- I appreciate all your hard work.
- I think so.