Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So you lost. Nobody cares.
acheron fighting a ghost
- So, you lost. - Well, Dad...
Boys and girl-You're a girl, right?
a little better job with this whole suicide thing.
You know, we need more coaches. Can I sign you up, mister-
- [Grunts] - It's a permission slip for junior football!
And I want him to taste defeat.
# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]
English - US - SDH
[All Cheering]
Twiggy, are you trying to kill yourself or thrill yourself?
History is filled with losers who've never won anything themselves...
This is gonna be great, Roger. I'm finally gonna see my dad cry.
This country.....
Steve, there's something I'd like to give you. It's my old protective cup.
# Oh, boy, it's swell to say #
What'd you think was gonna happen? Look, we stink.
Collapsible flowers on wires. Slips right out of your sleeve. You want to be amazing?
There he goes!
Why don't you give back your right to vote while you're at it, Mom?
Oh, yeah. I'm still gonna kill myself. I'm a loser. There's no other answer.
She hasn't washed her feet in months, wears nothing but sweat pants.
A sturdy groin is the linchpin of victory.