Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna take your gun.

Yes, I'm crying. He hit me with a chair!

But it's actually going to help you.

And "fine" certainly won't beat Miss Carlotta Monterey's pie.

That makes two- two successful snaps.

- Oh, I'm just enjoying my last day on Earth. - What?

Ho! When we get through with him, he'll be bawling like a baby...

- [Groans] - Quit ruining moments!

[Hayley] Well, I think he'll have a new favorite this year.

I was really making some great tries.

No. No. Come on! God, you wanna be a loser all your life?

Well, I'm back from the chemistry olympiad. I got a platinum medal.

I could make it "Allah mode." That means, "God be with ice cream."

But, Daddy, l- I tried my hardest.

- [Whistle Blows] - Ow!

You lose at things. But, hey...

Do that trick in a T-shirt. Okay, listen up, people.

What a wonderful alternative to suicide.

- Yeah, Steve, I really gotta- - Now picture that white boy is you.

- That's why I'm cutting you. - What?

You're looking at the man who got robbed of a producer credit on The Longest Yard...

Look at this. We're having a father/son moment.

Fifty plus 50 equals 100. And that's what we're gonna do.

That's terrific, honey. Oh, you're Mommy's little brain-haver.

But we need a magician. Is there a magician on this team?