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Oh, Steve, we're going to fill the bathtub in my dollhouse...
Don't you think that's a bit of an overreaction?
Yeah, and your fat-ass friend. I'm keeping the girl.
Like I did last night, huh?
#The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #
overwhelmed by a pain that only a mother who outlives her child can feel.
I've been scouting you your entire life.
He's also not popular. And he gets shot down by every girl that he asks out.
- Wait. I already knew that. - [Man] Ladies.
But he keeps his chin up through all of it.
Steve, here he comes! Take that, sir!
That guy just cost us the game. I assume he'll be killing himself tonight.
Look, all this time I wanted to make you cry to hurt you.
- Steve, finish that one for me. - There's no time!
I'm sorry, Steve. You lost me. I guess that's the second thing you lost today.
[Screams] Oh, my God! Dad!
We've got our first game next week. What are we gonna do?
Knock it off. I'm calling both of you Karate Chop and that's the end of it.
Well, sorry, Steve. We're not spoiling anything today. And I got nothing else.
All right, fellas, huddle up.
DEMOCRACY!
It's good to hear you making jokes about nailing Mom, Dad.
What the- Steve, that's brilliant!
[Groans]
[Man On TV] That's exactly the guy you want with the ball.