Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Identity repurposed for entertainment.

It's--it's a strong contender.

[laughs] No, you're not.

what if the director of "Home Alone"

- The kids come first today. - Mm.

That guy is canceled,

- Spencer disrespected my ancestors.

You wanna go kill the leftover Chang's at my place?

Now I wanna thank all the generous sponsors

- Should we make it a double date?

[speaking Mohawk]

- It's Pompei covered in ash after the volcanic eruption.

The CEO of the Running Thunder Casino,

- You'll allow me? - Well, I'm the mayor.

- This is my great-great- grandmother's favorite gown.

Well, takes a little more than a sash,

All the greatest feminist icons

- Big time, man. Lazy.

You aren't...well-educated,

with Kramer in it.

Unless that's what you were gonna...

Good luck. [laughs]

and I hope you've enjoyed my film.

it says nothing and offends literally no one.

Call Adirondack Country Club

all: What? - No.

- Well, Taylor was a bust.

Like really good.

Although, while Ariana Grande

- Oh. - You know what the problem is?

Three pork dumplings, two chicken dumplings,

That didn't sound good coming out.

- And you judged my family.

- Bobbie, we can't be seen with you

my brother's a hurricane of bad choices and unemployment.

in a pot on my stove.

of breaking promises.

beating red, white, and blue.

You said my name five times.

Can't live with 'em

They're asking for an additional hour

...unemployment.

on any little asshole. - [scoffs]

so no money exchanges hands.

History Fair grand prize is Bobbie Yang.

- You had a custom trophy case installed

It's humiliating.