Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Elena, get over the diversity thing.

quando eu acerto a coreô toda na aula

And you were Elena's age, which would have made tía maruchi my age?

Army, marriage, kids...

I think I am done talking. Hmm?

There's this great one I like to hit in Pasadena.

Okay. So, I've been thinking.

you will be shocked at how quickly a decade goes by.

♪ we're just good friends ♪

It doesn't really seem like you're a farmer.

♪ What a ham, what a ham, what a ham ♪

Because that means I'm killing it!

So I could have more clothing.

Oh, and then your fellowship. Three more years.

I'm sorry. It just feels weird! It's, like, tainted.

Grew an awesome beard and modeled for t-shirts?

"Dear, Ms. Alvarez..."

But it's hardly the sorest thumb in the room.

That reminds me! Papito has great news!

I'm going to make sure that they don't forget that I'm Cuban.

Diversity candidate!

That's not going on my wall.

and I am convinced that the passion of our embrace moved the earth.

and right now, you have the chance to pursue your dreams.

And don't you worry,

She died when you were little.

So, not the brave military mom wounded in the line of duty?

Well, that's not a crazy dream.

What happened to, "an a is an a, but a b is an f,

that are hard to talk about.

I used to dream of competing in the x games.