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Here comes number one.
The state charges that Dr. Zira and a corrupt surgeon named Galen
until our lawgiver proved that man could not be tamed.
This order's no good.
Unless we can prove our theories, we don't stand a chance of acquittal.
- What happened? - Oh, those fools and their torches.
YOU BLEW MICHAEL P. ALLEN UP!
Which direction?
So I left
The proper study of apes is apes.
Take it easy. You saved me from this fanatic. Maybe I can return the favor.
I'm in charge of this man.
Dr. Zaius, this is inexcusable!
Flight Is A Scientific Impossibility.
Well, Taylor, we're all fugitives now.
Never mind. I'll clue you in.
Dr. Zaius, minister of science and chief defender of the faith.
What signal?
for final disposition.
Join the expedition.
Taylor!
At this hour?
- Got your sensors? - Right.
it looks like you're the last of the line.
In heaven's name! Get rid of that creature!
Lower your weapons.
Very well.
You Caniacs!!
A toy.
that talks?
Many days and nights.
Since the defendant has been forbidden to speak in his own defense,
I'll give you just six hours to make a full confession.
DAMN YOU! YOU BLOOBER'D IT UP DAMN YOU TO SILENT HELL!
I don't say he was a man like I knew at home,
Time's wiped out everything you ever knew.
OK. You read me well enough.
It's been weeks. What happened? Where have you been?
The minute you open the door, he goes into his act.
Well put, Dr. Zaius.
Catch him! Catch him!
Right now, if you like.
- Zira doesn't want your female. - I want her.
Watch.
Well, you damn near made it.
Take your stinking paws off me,
Our eastern desert has never been explored
defender of the faith.
You say these things were found at the same level as that doll?
Cease fire! Withdraw!
Good morning, sir.
Doesn't that make you misty?
You didn't have time to read the tapes.
Going Deeper, with Quantum Christianity
When will you show me what's in that cave?
Man Say You damn Dirty Ape You Damn Dirty Kazar Wildebeest Bad Cow Hate It I least favourite cool
Get down!
Joe!
Space is... boundless.
Their speech organs are adequate.
Blessed are the vegetarians.
No.
That means we've been away from Earth for 18 months.
Only because he saw you moving yours.
But suppose you find nothing but... but wasteland?
Your case was preordained.
you damn dirty ape!
You're negative.
That is his assertion.
He's a born killer.
That's our story if somebody stops us.
Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!
The one I was telling you about.
Tell me, is there another jungle beyond the forbidden zone?
What I do, I do with no pleasure.
Come on!
The way I was humiliated... by all of you?
Mountains?