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He did it.
And she's told it to everybody--
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because, well, you're the bravest man I know.
Because you're the mom.Yeah.
The good news is,
I think I did society a favor.
I like that.
and they make the lids on pickle jars too tight.
Then he just walks out the door. It was the perfect trick.
I thought Don was handling the nurse stuff.
Marcy agrees with you, and she's a mom.
All right? You use your words, or you get an adult.
I'm gonna be married someday, and I need to know how to do it.
if you know what I mean.
Don't take me down with you.
but there are some things dads are better at.
but as a mom, I can't tell him to push another kid.
Hey, you did your part, too.
Thank you. We are like the mob.
That kid's the worst.
Next time, go for the windpipe.
to make it look like he had chest hair.
Hey.
Moms appeal to kids' better nature,
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
He just got a little carried away.
Okay, okay, you're always looking out for me.
you won't mind that's it's also on your back.