The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]

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The Slicer - Seinfeld [S09E07]
TV-PG Comedy

Elaine borrows Kramer's meat slicer to feed her neighbor's cat while George tries to hide his not-so-great past from his new boss.

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13 Nov 1997
The Slicer
Andy Ackerman
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 24.901
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 24.501
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.938
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.933
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.652
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.278
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.149
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.716
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.530
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.346
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.013
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.929
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.830
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.191
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.061
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.026
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.813
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.787
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1997-11-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.675
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