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Touches anything On my body.
God, sam,
You know, i happen to be a bit Of an expert on tapeworms.
I think i could Sell that.
Everybody else had rabbits And guinea pigs.
Surrounded By colored lights.
What is this?
Say, a 20 dollar Bill?
You people have
That either Has a key
You're going to Laguardia airport? Great!
It was just a fake one Made of sticks and canvas.
It's probably been in That wallet since 1975.
I can't remember The last time
Really?
Here we go.
Oh, hello, mr. Colcord.
Spent the night On the floor with you,
I am only dull On the outside.
I had a tapeworm.
Your boyfriend just Called and said
I thought i'd be rotten, And he'd dump me.
And you are getting out Of here right now.
Attention, attention, Attention.
Me standing naked In front of the tv.
Or we'll set off The alarm system.
And i can see that We have our differences,
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