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It might not be as serious as you--
I feel alive!
You can do whatever you want, Darlene.
This country is cool with lady pedos.
Oh, God. Thanks for coming so quick.
Yep! She says she puts me first?
when you were four and we were on the ferry
- Gut-wrenchingly iconic. - We love a bitch.
CHRISSY: My roaches are gonna eat your rats' heart out.
Bonnie Tyler's my girl.
Um, I think I'm gonna head to Dad's for a bit.
you trick-ass hoes.
- [chuckles] - Tacos for dinner?
[phone chimes] LAURA: Deleted!
It's really not my dish.
I'm a shit person. I failed us.
I believe my metal replacement won't disappoint.
what was best for the both of us.
good old-fashioned demon style?
I just dug myself out, for fuck's sake!
or I delete your Shitsta account.
more than anything in the world.
the little girl who got my dick shot off.
SATAN: Incoming.
they'll chew right through you.
You're like a roided out toddler.
So we could just-- [feedback blares]
Oh, honey, you seem upset.
CHRISSY: [sobbing]
Not everybody's ready for a man who's so set on his goals.
something that'll make Chrissy go fucking nuts,
and destroying realms.
What'd I say about dirty dishes?
I chose to sacrifice--
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