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I hope you don't have to pee.
Screw this. Hey.
If anything, I define you.
Well, I'm not the one who drops turkey slices
Oh, Ms. Rainy's back.
your Jewish heritage? So cool of you.
CHRISSY: Your life was going nowhere.
[wood creaking]
I always put you first. - Okay, you put me first once.
Don't you fucking go there.
I'm right here.
Fine. Okay.
That is just my journal from when
on an online career quiz.
People can change, Benny.
CHRISSY: Laura?
You robbed me of a childhood and fucked me for life.
We eat raw plankton out of skulls.
I hate you!
I did that for you, mostly.
It was in Zumba during "Despacito."
but you love each other.
Oh, what?
don't wear it out."
We just need to wait for the rest of our party to get here.
The lie is ghost wrote a novel for Melville.
I stand corrected.
Later, losers.
Ooh, since inside's a germ-riddled kill zone,
Rats, turn her room into a fucking poop palace.
Eh, it's her loss, really.
Why would you even try,
with a bang, not a whimper.
Don't rest easy, old woman.
You said Elijah was a waste of good wine.
with a gas mask or something,
And before you ever had me.
You called him to help? - Desperate times, hun.
It was just some silly spell this old which sold me
That's what you wanted, right?