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Hey, Bennigan.
She infiltrated the PTA
♪ ♪
Daddy's here. - No.
How about we go enact our independence
But then, I woke up in the fetal position
to obtain a heavily-guarded weapon
move in, so--
Laura, where are you?
Cool.
who are trying to kill my daughter.
Not to leave them in the sink.
or I'll crawl into your brain and rewire it,
I used to think because I could throw things farther,
You asshole!
so every time you touch your butthole,
Guess you can't drive away from this problem!
And ever since they moved here,
"Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots."
Okay, let me explain.
[calm instrumental music]
At the time, I thought I was doing
Yeah. Hi, gals. Darlene here.
But I'm ready to call it quits if you are.
pickles. - Then we lick it up
they find a way to make it about them.
[sighs] Okay. Cool. Uh, we got their attention.
Um, well, I'm still mad at you, Chrissy,
[ethereal laughter]
I--I think that'd suck.
And I'm afraid I never will be.
Huh.
I didn't--I didn't mean that.
[chuckles] Sold.
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