Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, that's just the Jamaican Pride float.
Your disembodied program is now
Hey, wait, did you haunt me?
This Wednesday shall be known as Two's Day
This one's for the deadbolt, this is for the top lock.
requests to bite one's shiny metal ass are down 98%.
Got you.
Oh, honey, I dig you so much.
I like that there's no catch this time.
With pleasure, Bender.
I think this one's for the knob.
Why, when I was a boy, we had a parade every day.
Fat, but great. I thought you were in Oregon.
No, just the regular kind.
Sudden? That's just the kind of one more shock I was planning.
I'm sure that whatever is happening can be explained by science.
I'm here to conduct the exorcism and to avail myself of the buffet
Ow!
What have I agreed to?
Come down to my office and I'll explain everything.
Those were dark times.