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Whoa, sick! My software can control electronics!
Don't try to talk me out of it! Well?
XYZ
That's it. I'm killing myself.
See you at my funeral, suckers!
Yeah. Last time you went to the suicide booth,
Why, when I was a boy, we had a parade every day. Those were dark times.
Shut up, God! Beg pardon?
You said something about a buffet?
Finally. Any more ridiculous ideas?
Oh, I hear you loud and clear.
English - US - PSDH
Now do you believe me?
Whoa, maybe you're right. I only meant to slap you twice.
Thanks. I have another one that says
I'll save one of you!
Time to Lower My Guard even for a minute
They still stink of candy corn.
Hey, stop that. I command you, you jerk.
Hallelujah.
but wait
He always had my back. So I'll take his arm.
Might be a problem with your circuit breaker. See you.
I'll return you to your body
Bender, you always say you're going to kill yourself,
As a reminder, passengers are limited to two carry-on butter churns.
You're a hero.
when it belongs to my best friend.
Missed me!
So what? I hate animals.