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Keep up the roughhousing, Son.
It’s alright I have a scheduled Necromunda game
Yes, Lisa. Daddy's a teacher.
(GOBBLING LOUDLY)
[ Sad Grunt ]
You want the lint? You want the lint? You can't handle the lint!
then the sweet, sweet innards.
Yeah. Yeah! That'll eat up some time.
get this-- [ Laughing ]
Uh, I mean, whoo-hoo.
(SINGING) The Simpsons
What the hell are you talkin' about? You're the one who double-dared us.
uh-h-h-m...
All right. Let's get our stories straight.
Lisa, you're smart. Help me trick her into taking me back.
- Ach, let's get out of here. - This is a terrible excuse for education.
- Now that I'm a teacher, I've sewed patches on my elbows. - Homer...
Quickly, into the safety dome, Milbot.
Ew. Okay. Let's get started. Uh...
- [ Pings ] - You see, that ping sound means the spit was on target.
Look. I brought you some nice pudding.
Marge and I always talk things over in bed.
- In bed? Well. - Huh? Huh? - What?
My problem is I'm a real user of women. I move in right away and stay until the money's gone.
Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
- [ Whispering ] - [ Giggling ]
[ Chuckling ]
I'm out. [ Groans ]