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He can blanche my wiener!
Okay. Here's a set of house keys and my A.T.M. card.
Good luck, Dad.
In another few hours I'll be dead. I can't afford to lose your trust again.
a bouquet of po-- ohhh.
is to wear tight, revealing clothes.
[ Thinking ] Something was said. Not good.
how are things down at the old schoolhouse?
- Today at the Kwik-E-Mart everybody knew I dyed my hair. - Oh. You mean about you.
I went on for hours, and they were hanging on my every word.
Homer, that's not a good thing.
- Hey, Moe. - [ Yelps ]
Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding-- [ Continues ]
[ Screams ]
''the process of removing weeds from one's garden.''
So, will you be lecturing from a standardized text...
Smi-thers!
Without a strong male presence in the house, you could turn sissy overnight.
It seems she goes wild with desire if her husband nibbles on her elbow.
- [ Gasps ] Marge dyes her hair? - Oh, yeah.
Okay, Marge. Things were said. Mistakes were made.
Marge, I need you more than anyone else on this entire planet...
Get out. What?
What was it? ''Don't yell at Homer''!
[ Clears Throat ] Uh--
Dad, that's just a plant.
Oh, my standards are just too high, you know?
[ All Gasping, Murmuring ]
It's Me Untalkative Bunny Untalkative Bunny Here
Special present? I don't wanna wait. I want it now! I want the children to see.
I go to the attic and add to my ball of string.