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''a little slow''! [ Laughing Loudly ]
- Why, you little-- - [ Choking ] - [ Class ] Ooh.
or using the more Socratic method of interactive class participation?
Hmm. Funny the way everything reminds me of Homer.
[ Gasps ] I didn't know we could do that.
Mmm. Ooh, Mr. Simpson, are you listening?
- Take another bath in malt liquor? - There's that.
Good night, Marge. [ Kisses ]
How dare you call me that? I-- Huh?
Don't mind me, boys. Just scrubbin' my undies.
- I can't trust you anymore. - But I learned my lesson.
If they only stumbled once, just gave us 30 minutes to ourselves.
I'll do it! Anything to get me out of that house...
No, that's not what I meant.
Trouble in paradise huh? He he he
was to make sure everyone here is in the right class. [ Sputters ]
- [ Children Chewing Loudly ] - Look, everyone.
[ Chewing Loudly ]
But you rang my--
The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.
[ In Monotone ] Affirmative, humanoid.
Ah, your flesh mother used to bring me pudding.
Hmm.
[ Thinking, Rapidly ] Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding--
First you have the skin...
- But isn't that a sin? - Marge,just about everything is a sin.
Are you kidding? It's a wondrous, marvelous thing.
Oh. Sorry. Here's a fresh one.
that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed blazer, not the other way around.
I think it's great you're a teacher, Dad.
- Homer,you want any cards? Homer.! - [ Gagging ]