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You've Just Ruined a perfectly good drink Incorrect marge, two perfectly good drinks
So, little Lisa, apple of my eye...
- [ All ] Eww! - At this point I'd like to remind you...
Oh, these stubborn grass stains.
[ Sobs ] Come on, Waylon.
And Lenny says that I'm, uh-- [ Chuckles ]
[ Gagging ] Chokin' on my own rage, here.
I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it.
Come to papa! Wait a minute.
Oh. Well, that will be l-- [ Gasps ]
All right, here's the 41 1 , folks.
[ Sighs ]
- [ Sighing ] - Oh.
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING) (GIGGLES)
but on the other hand, it's not like you go to museums or read books or anything.
Okay, but then we gotta get to work.
Hey Fagan you still here? You really are slow.
[ Gasps ] All right.
Just eat the damn oranges!
So, Marge, are you really happy? Really?
Oh, why didn't I take a picture?
We need someone to teach a course on how to build a successful marriage.
If you want Mom back, you just have to remember what you give her that nobody else can.
You have a straight flush, Homer.
- [ Crushes Insect ] - Whoa. You think you got 'em all, but you forget about the eggs.
Well, I'm a smart woman, but I make bad choices.
- Ah, Marge is throwin' me out for blabbin' about her elbow thing. - [ Groans ]
I'll tell you a secret, Bart. Every time I'm worried about Mom and Dad...
That's it. If he can teach a class, he can teach a class!
Oh, boy. Oh, I'm gonna start bawlin' here.
The
[ Both ] Ew!