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- For tomorrow, you should read pages seven through 1 8 in Lisa's diary. - You too.
- Hmm, why don't you come inside for a drink of water? - 'Kay.
Uh-h-h-m, how about you, Otto?
[ Tires Squealing ] It's all right. I'm running for president.
Son, I know you meant well, but that wasn't the right thing to do.
- Could've been very happy here. - [ Knocking ]
Two perfectly Good drinks
He has to push the sanctity of marriage, or his god will punish him.
There's a reason two people come together and stay together.
I'm an idiot. What am I gonna tell my wife and kids?
But they won't! They won't let me live! [ Sobbing ]
Yeah . . . . He knows it is.
No talking.
Oh, I miss Marge.
LADY AND THE TRAMP (SIGHS)
- [ Tires Squealing ] - [ Drivers ] Hey! [ Protesting ]
- Hey, don't yell at Homer just 'cause he's a little slow. - [ Gasps ]
Can't talk now, Flanders. I've got a class to teach.
I mean, I can teach a class!
but to the eye that has brains, I'm making a point about marriage.
[ Tires Screeching ]
Trouble in paradise, huh? Heh, heh, heh.
I'm in. Let's see your cards.
There's something they give each other that nobody else can give them.
Dad, you can't trick somebody into loving you.
- Like the other night, we were fighting about money. - Ooh, a fight.
Tattered and worn
It's that horrible Mr. Burns, isn't it?
Will you marry me, Marge?
- Down the hall, Room 1 2. - [ Mouth Full ] Thank you.