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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Or you could take an adult education course.
- Get out! - But I'm not in the cla--
Don't try to eat these so-called ''chips.''
You leave Daniel Fitzhenry out of this!
- [ Yells ] - [ Burns ] Smithers.!
All right, we're breaking early tonight, class.
Now, what is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary describes a wedding as...
Come on, Marge. Let me in! There's crickets out here.
Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now...
Oh. Fine. If that's what you want, you've got it.
Is any of this gonna be on the test? 'Cause I wasn't payin' attention.
What is your area of expertise?
- hmm-- - [ Whispers ]
[ Screams, Grunting ] Ooh.
Oh. My tattered rags...
Good news, Lisa. I don't need your mother anymore.
I didn't ask her for no water. She's lyin', Homer. She told me you were dead.
If you feel so bad about yourself, there's always things you can do to feel better.
[ Moans Softly ]
This scene is gettin' old, man. I'm hittin' the road.
That's the only reason I-- I didn't do nothin'!
Aaaaahhhh!!!!!!!
So somethin' wasn't workin' in bed, huh? Heh, heh, heh.
So, anyway, Mr. ''X'' would say, ''Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running...