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The next time you think that Major Nelson is guilty of anything wrong...
He is no magician.
l'm finished in here, l'll get on to the next office.
-l want you to promise me something. -Yes, master.
...if l hadn't seen it with my own eyes.
An orgy with a harem girl at NASA?
-Good morning, major. -Well, good morning, sir.
You really are not angry with me, master?
No, he said ''orgy.''
Jeannie, you can come out now.
Well-- You're really being too kind.
Hello. l'm-- l'm Tony Nelson.
Yeah-- Well, unfortunately, my job does not include...
This is absolutely wonderful.
For my next trick, with your kind attention...
...in the middle of the stage. l never found out how he did that.
...and Dr. Bellows won't be able to prove a thing.
-You're on, major. -Now, you remember what l told you.
...a scanty costume?
...where you can get a good view of his act?
l take an ordinary walking cane...
Well, this man is not a magician, Mr. Nestor.
...that the hand is quicker than the eye.
As long as he can't prove anything, there's nothing to worry about.