Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They got magazines in there, don't they?

You've gotta be shitting me.

She just grabs it by the horns.

- But I'm gonna take your car. - What?

Cool off. Oh, my goodness.

When I was a young girl, I used to feed deer...

Well, I was supposed to go with my daddy.

And don't let her touch my underwear.

She's not breathing, and I just let her drink all night.

- Mom, I've got it, okay? - Okay, great.

God. I am so sorry. So sorry about everything.

- I kind of got into them. - Okay.

- Yes, exactly. I need your badge back. - It's not a badge.

And I don't even have a car...

She thinks she can handle it, but she can't.

The suspect made off with $1600...

I didn't start anything.

I was kind of an awful wife.

I mean, I'm magic, but not...

Tammy, you have already been fired. I have already terminated your employment.

So I'm just gonna get my stuff.

Well, let's just try to glow less.

- You looked great out there. Yeah. - Oh.

It's one of the things I like about you a lot.

No, I mean I'm sorry for landing us in here.

I meant it as a compliment. I said you were super hot.

Thanks. You look great.

No. It's whiskey. Ha-ha-ha.

Stay the night but keep it undercover

- You're not getting my car unless you take me. - No.

- Oh, no. - No.

- Tammy. - I got it here.

- Is the bird named Pearl? Ha, ha. - Yes.

You're a fugitive from justice. Think about it that way.

Beep, boop. All the way. Yeah, Earl has them all over Facebook.

something bad was gonna happen to you.

Four thousand 800 bucks.

You know, you get a little taste of Tammy, and then you...

You dick. You know what?

Sorry I, you know, made that...

Two bags of trail mix.

It's a little swollen. It's okay.

happy birthday, America.

My grandma's still got 1400.

You know, Grandma told me that she made a pass at you.

- Hey, man. How you doing? - Hey. Good.

Just because you can't see through your Magoo goggles...

- Interesting. - Yeah, it is. Isn't it?

Your doctor says you have to take it easy.

You dick. You know what?

I tried to sleep with your father.

Yeah. That's gonna do it.

Are you kidding? Forty-eight hundred dollars?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Let's light this candle.

I know I'm late. A deer jumped out of nowhere.

Hey, little thing, let me light your candle 'Cause, Mama, I'm so hard to handle, now

So, what's going on with you, Tammy? What's next?

No fucking way!

You are really great.

But she's drunk.

Look at you go! There you go!

Now that's gonna take a little bit of time.

You wanna buy me some drinks and get up in this?

- Come on. Chop-chop. - We're coming.

Don't call me, Greg, when she dumps you!

I am ripping shit up!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

The fucking old lady promised us a beer, so give it to me.

I just wanna use your love tonight

Greg's cheating on me, Mom.

Look at this thing.

Okay, we're leaving right now.

I've been looking all over creation for you.

Grandma, wake up!

You can't work your magic on that, right?

I mean, I can go out there, and I can get any guy in this room.

- There's no bees here, ma'am. - There was a bee.

- That's amazing. - Yeah.

Somebody get these. Oh, my God.

Why are you in my house making my husband dinner?

- Prison agree with me? Heh. - Heh. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.

Oh, I was mean to you.

Hyah! Hyah! Get out of here! Get out of here.

- Oh. Come on, man. - Let's go, ma'am.

Yeah, I think so.

Look at her. Come on, everybody, people. Oh...

Do we have, like, a Christmas account or a savings account with...?

Thank you. The secret's in the maraschino cherries.

It's because I'm tricky.

- Yeah. You did. - Did I?

You weren't breathing. We all thought you were dead.

Do not touch the Tower Deluxe burgers.

What do you do for a living? Ne iş yapıyorsun?

Is that what I'm kind of smelling?

Yeah, she's always drunk.

to flash his breasts to the lesbians.