Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look at this thing.

Look at her. Come on, everybody, people. Oh...

It's because I'm tricky.

- Oh. Come on, man. - Let's go, ma'am.

Thanks. You look great.

So, what's going on with you, Tammy? What's next?

Now that's gonna take a little bit of time.

I mean, I can go out there, and I can get any guy in this room.

Just because you can't see through your Magoo goggles...

- Is the bird named Pearl? Ha, ha. - Yes.

I've been looking all over creation for you.

- But I'm gonna take your car. - What?

No, I mean I'm sorry for landing us in here.

happy birthday, America.

Sorry I, you know, made that...

Four thousand 800 bucks.

You dick. You know what?

God. I am so sorry. So sorry about everything.

I tried to sleep with your father.

She thinks she can handle it, but she can't.

- There's no bees here, ma'am. - There was a bee.

- Yes, exactly. I need your badge back. - It's not a badge.

The fucking old lady promised us a beer, so give it to me.

Grandma, wake up!

Are you kidding? Forty-eight hundred dollars?

Well, I was supposed to go with my daddy.

And I don't even have a car...

And don't let her touch my underwear.

- Prison agree with me? Heh. - Heh. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.

to flash his breasts to the lesbians.

They got magazines in there, don't they?

You weren't breathing. We all thought you were dead.

I just wanna use your love tonight

Yeah, I think so.

What do you do for a living? Ne iş yapıyorsun?

- I kind of got into them. - Okay.

I didn't start anything.

It's one of the things I like about you a lot.

Hyah! Hyah! Get out of here! Get out of here.

Somebody get these. Oh, my God.

It's a little swollen. It's okay.

Stay the night but keep it undercover

My grandma's still got 1400.

- Interesting. - Yeah, it is. Isn't it?

- Hey, man. How you doing? - Hey. Good.

Okay, we're leaving right now.

- You looked great out there. Yeah. - Oh.

I mean, I'm magic, but not...

Oh, I was mean to you.

I was kind of an awful wife.

No fucking way!

- That's amazing. - Yeah.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Is that what I'm kind of smelling?

You can't work your magic on that, right?

You know, you get a little taste of Tammy, and then you...

You know, Grandma told me that she made a pass at you.

Why are you in my house making my husband dinner?

- You're not getting my car unless you take me. - No.

Two bags of trail mix.

Don't call me, Greg, when she dumps you!

You wanna buy me some drinks and get up in this?

Look at you go! There you go!

Hey, little thing, let me light your candle 'Cause, Mama, I'm so hard to handle, now

The suspect made off with $1600...

- Come on. Chop-chop. - We're coming.

something bad was gonna happen to you.

You're a fugitive from justice. Think about it that way.

She just grabs it by the horns.

Let's light this candle.

You've gotta be shitting me.

Yeah, she's always drunk.

Do we have, like, a Christmas account or a savings account with...?

- Tammy. - I got it here.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I know I'm late. A deer jumped out of nowhere.

No. It's whiskey. Ha-ha-ha.

Beep, boop. All the way. Yeah, Earl has them all over Facebook.

Your doctor says you have to take it easy.

Cool off. Oh, my goodness.

Thank you. The secret's in the maraschino cherries.

She's not breathing, and I just let her drink all night.

You dick. You know what?

Greg's cheating on me, Mom.

So I'm just gonna get my stuff.

I am ripping shit up!

Yeah. That's gonna do it.

- Oh, no. - No.

You are really great.

But she's drunk.

- Yeah. You did. - Did I?

- Mom, I've got it, okay? - Okay, great.

Do not touch the Tower Deluxe burgers.

Well, let's just try to glow less.

I meant it as a compliment. I said you were super hot.

Tammy, you have already been fired. I have already terminated your employment.

When I was a young girl, I used to feed deer...