Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why hasn't your grandma called me back?
Not a good idea.
Nobody should die in a lawn chair.
- Not, like, in a weird way. - Rider
Ow! Shit.
He picked up a hammer And a little piece of steel
You know, one time, I got fingered by Boz Scaggs.
Can I just have the money?
I would not smell something if somebody told me not to smell it.
- And I would know because I'm a bark shark. - Mm.
Takes you down to that place by the river
Well, look, Bobby, let's not be rude, okay?
Although we did not have the opportunity...
and when I realized that I'd stepped over the line...
- Hi. Thanks for the beer. - What?
Oh, shit.
Oh, lesbians! Attention, everybody.
Come on. Shit. Come on, wake up.
If you don't take it back, I'm gonna turn you in myself.
Mm.
- And I've got one more - One more
- That's not true. - It's a pattern.
I'm gonna need you to put all the cash in a bag.
Hey.
Here.
Is that your scam? Huh? You like taking money from little old ladies?
- Aah! - Poom!
Slow down!
She says this is the best BBQ in the city.
Yeah, we'll see.
You gotta be kidding me.
You've got your dad you're chasing after.
- Get the higher bills. Go. - Okay, okay.
One. Two.
Okay.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
small glitch.
Come on. Let's go.
- Do it. Do it. There you go. - Aah!
Right?
- I bet you see a lot of bear shirts. - No, no, ma'am.
- You don't have to call the cops. I got her. - Oh. Well.
- She's dead. She's not breathing at all. - You can't be serious.
Oh, I don't think that.
I got the car. Let's go.
So you wanna come in for, um...
How? On their bikes?
I just let him play with my boobs.
- So I never did get to see it. - Oh.
Mi pelo el día de hoy...
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
It's full of grease. Look at this.
I would... For your own sake, don't get sassy.
No, it's okay. I was flattered. It was just surprising.
Okay. That would be...
Put a stack of pies for her, a stack for me.
This is Jesse. And the girl.
Wherever that is.
Shit.
- What? - I'll go over there and kill him for you right now.
I like your hat!
How the hell did we even get in here?
Uh, she's in the bathroom right now.
- It's not fair. - What the hell does fair have to do with it?
Yep.
Yeah. I got beer.
And my AA meetings are here.
Okay. Thank you, ma'am.
- Tammy, just get out. - Enjoy the special sauce.
- And I'll pop those plates, okay? - Okay, what do you want me to do?
You're more bad-ass than I ever thought.
- By the time they come to get it, you might not... - Go in the car.
- Go, baby. - Get on, Lenore.
You're pregnant.
Just wanted to, you know, let you guys know that I'm okay.
You gotta take the pies back.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I just... I meant it...
That's a Hawaiian bear shirt. You don't see a lot of those around here.
What are you doing with oxy? I mean, whose pills are those?
Because hanging out with an old lesbian is not my idea of a good time.
Oh, God.
A pattern is a thing that comes in pairs of two.
Sit down. Right now. Sit down.
- I'm Bobby Tillman. - Yeah, you are. Huh.
We went in the wrong direction. And you do know who Mark Twain is, right?
- Constant. - Ma'am. Get...
I shouldn't have been looking for my ChapStick, buddy.
I usually am
Oh, my God. Tammy? Tammy!
Will you do me a favor?
You're leaving me for your... HUSBAND!?
- Look at you. I love it. - Really?
All right. You better get a notebook out and a sharp pen.
The tribe has spoken.
Why is there only $63 in here, Greg?
Got a good gait.
Oh. What are you doing?
Uh...
Don't know about you. It'd show Greg, wouldn't it?
Well...
Wait a minute. No one is going anywhere.
Well, thanks.
You said you weren't gonna drink.
Uh, just thought you should know that the meat here is real shitty.
Well, she's got prescriptions for everything. She's old.
But guys have always been drawn to me. Kind of like flies on shit.
"Turn my honey."
Because of my car and my money. What's left of it. So you just watch your mouth.
Did I flash my boobs last night?
You look good.
- What? - Unh.
Lenore stocked up the RV, so we're all good to go.
You can't just bitch and moan and expect shit to change.
Look, I was not in my right mind for many years because of the drinking...
Oh, God, here we go. You gonna blame me for everything, like always?
Oh. You're all dirty.
She's sick.
You cannot leave me here. You come back here.
She didn't really mean it.
Three o'clock.