Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because my dad is now starting...

So do you have like a pen or something I could borrow real quick?

- I don't think this is such a good idea. - I do.

You're late again. Do you own a watch much?

Nothing happened. Don was a perfect gentleman.

- Why Merlin's? - Because I dig wizards, man.

Come on, that's what I'm talking about.

but you're the best bet I have to get out of this stupid house.

- You should maybe see a doctor. - No kidding.

Don't swear in front of my grandma, you piece of shit.

- My God, they look really bad. - They're fine.

You were right. This hot tub is awesome.

We didn't have anything handed to us.

I hope you both choke on your shitty dinner!

Hey, babe, here I am I'm a man on the scene

I have one at my apartment complex.

I can't believe this.

Because I told you, if somebody says, "Does this smell weird?"...

- Oh, God. - "Mark Twan National Forest."

- Are you...? - What?

What are you doing here?

Don't let these ketchup packets get stuck in your gross armpits.

Now's a good a time as any.

Okay, thanks, Javier. That's great advice. See you later.

- For sure. - I don't know.

- Okay. - Hey, you. Get out here.

Susanne and I...

God, stop freaking out. Stop crying.

This is vegetables.

I'm sorry. What?

- I love this shirt. - I know, but it's time to give it a little break.

- Yeah, that was great. - Yeah.

- I think this is all of it. - Just get over there.

- I'm not afraid to hit a girl. - Neither am I.

I'm sorry you're so tasty, cows.

Hey, hey, hey. What? What?

- Ow. - I'm Earl, and this is my boy.

Whoa! That's a bump. Aah!

Cheeseburger, sorry. She's actually Cheeseburger.

You two deserve each other.

Put pies in there. Put them in.

Dukes of Hazzard-style.

You know, gay hasn't always been in fashion, my friend.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I've got diabetes. Glen's got diabetes.

Yeah, I do. God help me, I do so love it.

How did you even get out?

My gut fear It's mostly dick and beak

That's a shitty way to end the night.

When I come back, we're leaving. I don't care if you finish your drink.

I love the man I lay with.

That's why I gave you my number. You should have called me.

- Uh, never mind. Yeah. - Okay.

Oh, no, sweetie. We can't. Thanks.

Muscle shirts are for muscles

- Anyway... - Kind of spiffed up, aren't you?

It's like if somebody says, "Does this smell weird to you?"...

Oh. Sure. Easy-peasy.

And Greg made it.

- This is gonna be a goddamn clinic. - I can't wait. You show me, girl.

I should probably get out of here...

I didn't know how else to get that kind of money.

Maybe that'll help.

Aw. It's great to see you.

Oh, fuck. The cops!

Pearly! Pearly! Pearly!

Grandma. Grandma.

- We should talk about that shirt. - Yeah, okay.

I'm sorry about all this.

Come around and talk it over

but you haven't done one single thing to make it better.

I am so sorry, Tammy. You startled me.

Hello cows Ha-Ha-Ha

There's no alcohol on the dock.

- I think you do. - Come on.

I guess I just think you're wrong.

Did I flash my boobs last night?

I didn't wanna make you jealous.

Do you guys feel how the falls are charging the ions?

Larry, seriously.

Hey, Connie, can you bring some shooters over here?

Muscle shirts Are for muscles

Laurenita!!!!!!!!!

Well, my feet... I don't feel so good.

Happy birthday , love you