Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We should talk about that shirt. - Yeah, okay.

Don't swear in front of my grandma, you piece of shit.

That's a shitty way to end the night.

You two deserve each other.

Pearly! Pearly! Pearly!

How did you even get out?

I love the man I lay with.

Dukes of Hazzard-style.

- I love this shirt. - I know, but it's time to give it a little break.

Muscle shirts Are for muscles

- I think this is all of it. - Just get over there.

Okay, thanks, Javier. That's great advice. See you later.

I hope you both choke on your shitty dinner!

Now's a good a time as any.

- Oh, God. - "Mark Twan National Forest."

- I'm not afraid to hit a girl. - Neither am I.

Don't let these ketchup packets get stuck in your gross armpits.

- Why Merlin's? - Because I dig wizards, man.

but you're the best bet I have to get out of this stupid house.

God, stop freaking out. Stop crying.

So do you have like a pen or something I could borrow real quick?

I should probably get out of here...

I've got diabetes. Glen's got diabetes.

I'm sorry you're so tasty, cows.

Because I told you, if somebody says, "Does this smell weird?"...

Larry, seriously.

Hey, babe, here I am I'm a man on the scene

Did I flash my boobs last night?

My gut fear It's mostly dick and beak

Maybe that'll help.

Yeah, I do. God help me, I do so love it.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hey, hey, hey. What? What?

That's why I gave you my number. You should have called me.

And Greg made it.

I am so sorry, Tammy. You startled me.

There's no alcohol on the dock.

Put pies in there. Put them in.

Aw. It's great to see you.

I have one at my apartment complex.

- For sure. - I don't know.

Well, my feet... I don't feel so good.

because my dad is now starting...

You were right. This hot tub is awesome.

I can't believe this.

Happy birthday , love you

I'm sorry. What?

Come on, that's what I'm talking about.

Muscle shirts are for muscles

Susanne and I...

- Anyway... - Kind of spiffed up, aren't you?

Oh. Sure. Easy-peasy.

Whoa! That's a bump. Aah!

Nothing happened. Don was a perfect gentleman.

I'm sorry about all this.

It's like if somebody says, "Does this smell weird to you?"...

- My God, they look really bad. - They're fine.

I guess I just think you're wrong.

- I don't think this is such a good idea. - I do.

- I think you do. - Come on.

but you haven't done one single thing to make it better.

- Yeah, that was great. - Yeah.

- Ow. - I'm Earl, and this is my boy.

You know, gay hasn't always been in fashion, my friend.

Laurenita!!!!!!!!!

- You should maybe see a doctor. - No kidding.

Come around and talk it over

Oh, fuck. The cops!

- Okay. - Hey, you. Get out here.

I didn't know how else to get that kind of money.

When I come back, we're leaving. I don't care if you finish your drink.

Hey, Connie, can you bring some shooters over here?

Oh, no, sweetie. We can't. Thanks.

Do you guys feel how the falls are charging the ions?

- This is gonna be a goddamn clinic. - I can't wait. You show me, girl.

Grandma. Grandma.

- Are you...? - What?

- Uh, never mind. Yeah. - Okay.

We didn't have anything handed to us.

I didn't wanna make you jealous.

This is vegetables.

What are you doing here?

You're late again. Do you own a watch much?

Cheeseburger, sorry. She's actually Cheeseburger.