Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- It's your middle finger. - No.

You're gonna get your ass kicked.

It's okay, Kathleen.

When I think of what a lesbian looks like...

It actually looks better on you than her.

- What are you doing? - You were snoring and then you stopped.

- I might. - You might.

I mean, you know, that's really between you...

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Well... - Well.

Grandma? Grandma.

towing a Jet Ski that was involved in a robbery. Anything on that?

Thirty bucks of gas, and we won $10.

They wouldn't let me in the room.

- Oh, I need your help with something. - Is something hurting?

It's cool. I didn't get...

I do. I blame you for shoving me out of a hotel room last night...

- It's a concern. It's up there, but... - Oh, Jesus.

Hey, I'm cool with your lifestyle choice.

You know we're at a prison. Okay?

Yeah. I bailed you out, but I'm gonna stay a little bit longer.

I was afraid to eat the meat in jail, so...

You need a cool-off. Right?

No, it's okay. It turns out it wasn't actually Boz Scaggs.

You know what? Screw it. Give me a beer.

- She got a sense of humor? - Yes. Sometimes.

Tammy, I'm terminating your employment at Topperjack's.

Boys and things that come by the dozen That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin'

but you don't know everything.

All right. All right.

- Let's go. Bail's been posted. - Okay. Let's go.

Coming in hot! I am coming in smoking hot!

Authorities are describing this person as 5'2", white, female.

Forty-two dollars and...

- You know, I just don't wanna add to the... - No, it's okay.

Viking burial. It's trashed.

Well, I'm not a lawyer...

Huh. Oh, God. Yeah.

Thanks for the ass-kicking last night.

- No. Heh. She's at Brookview. - What?

I'm taking the household money and getting out of here.

No, just relax. It's okay. Everything's normal. It's cool.

Honestly, for the night as a whole...

She's an idiot.

I think you take after your grandma after all.

- Thanks. - Yeah. Of course.

I'm gonna say let's, together, make a better choice.

- We need some ice, baby. Okay? - Yeah. Fuck you, Earl.

No, no. Come on. A gentleman always carries a lady's things.

- Sixteen hundred dollars. - What?

I will drive you to work. I'm not giving you my car.

Larry, she's telling me to take you out.

Nowhere to run when I'm in trouble

That's it. That's it.

No, it's not that you're a catch.

I'm gonna be too busy fucking models and shit!

Okay. English, though, Javier. This is America.

Tammy. You rehabilitated?

- Oh. - Aah, my elbow!

I'm gonna say no.

I know. I know what it is. You smell like a cookie.

- ...and drive straight to Niagara Falls. - Call me when you get to Lenore's.

What's going on here?

Yeah. I'm not too happy with Greg.

- He has the day off. He's pretty shaken up. - Oh.

Sorry, that was stupid. That was dumb.

- Alrighty. - All right.

My daddy always said that Niagara Falls is the closest thing to heaven on earth.

What ba...? You mean my name tag?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- I'm not married. - Let's light this candle.

Um, what are you doing?

I was on the bus for most of their first tour.

You know, I didn't bring you on this trip to babysit you.

Car ride with me.

I know what you meant.

--courthouse grounds over the next two years...

- Your parents were there. - It's not the same.

That was a stop sign.

that putting two messes together is gonna somehow...

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You don't have to go in there right now.

I would leave her too. I mean, I wouldn't want anything to do with her.

Maybe I'm the worst person in the world.

I meant it in a good way.

- Aah! God, I got it stuck. - It's all right. Go ahead. Push.

- Don't do that. - What?

- No, you're not. She is old and not well. - Then she doesn't need a car.

- Dad. All right, enough! - We're only at first base.

The robber was last seen driving...

We don't have that kind of money. Jesus, she needs to get out of there now.

On the floor. Wait a minute.

- All right, I will, Mom. - Don't forget.

- You like apple? - I do like apple.