Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just wanna use your love tonight
I just wanted to check and see if you were still breathing.
- No. I told you she was fine. - Oh, God.
- Hey. - Hey. Where's Larry?
Maybe you just need a little...
Oh, my God! Ha-ha-ha.
Ugh.
. .
You could change the trajectory of your whole life.
- Well, I can move. - Yeah.
I'm gonna pass, but thanks.
In other news, there was a robbery at the Oaktree Topperjack's.
You look so softened.
Hey, don't let a deer hit you on the way out.
What's happened?
Quite a show you two put on.
What?
Fu
Every time something bad happens, you throw a fit...
We'd probably be, you know, good pals. Like, see movies and, you know.
- Where have you been? - What?
- I'm gonna pull over. You can go in the woods. - Oh, no. No way.
She had 32 oxycodone pills, and they were not prescribed to her.
where I'm getting them the beer, and they're gonna give me a ride out of here.
- Yeah, there's a compliment in there. - In there somewhere.
All right.
- I'm returning the money to you. - I'm calling the police.
I got your room all set up so...
Don't creep up on me like that.
My mom is home alone and she's sick, and I need to get back with her.
- Goddamn it. Ooh. - I'll get the door.
Okay, Tammy.
I'm sorry, but he is an asshole.
- Oh, my God. - She's not dead.
and that guy upstairs.
Ugh.
It is hot. And when it's hot, people sweat.
And I kicked her ass!
where I was actually thinking of sleeping with my own daughter's husband...
I called you Cheeseburger. Oh, my God.
and then I'm gonna have to be beating the ladies off with a lesbian stick.
- We'll see you tomorrow. - Bye.
If you change your attitude, I'd like to give you some pies. On me.
What the hell?
I got two. I got two.
Hmm? Ha, ha.
to feel your mighty engines thrum between our thighs...
- Viking burial! - Viking!
- I'm not. - Yes, you are.
Oh.
and I just didn't want them driving off and doing something stupid.
- Mom. Tammy. - You snooze, you lose.
Ow.
Heh. Oh, yeah, well, she used to hit on everybody all the time.
Look at 3. Three, 3, 3.
Yeah. Bullshit. Don't you dare. Don't you dare.
Grandma.
We should frame this.
My, uh, bandit partner, she just accidentally robbed you last night.
Oh. I'll get in on that.
I just got that.
You're always talking about how much you wanna get out of that town...
Look at that. Ugh. What?
and we commend your spirit to Valhalla.
Just tell him hi.
No Fucking Way!
- Fine. - God.
We're certainly glad that you're sa...
Yeah, karma.
Hey! Come here!
It's a dog cookie. Ha, ha. I mean, a dog biscuit.
Oh. Well, my daddy was right. It's beautiful here.
You should wear a helmet. FYI.
What's Brookview?
This lady would like to get intoxicated.
- Bye, Mom. - I don't think you do, because you...
- You don't remember me, do you? - No, I do.
- Stay hydrated. - All right.
I put on some cologne.
Why do you have to go so fast? All right, everybody. I'll be back.
Oh, God. I'm sorry!
You're telling me.
- Shit. Don't move. - Okay.
We've also been tracking a 2004 Cadillac de Ville...
What? What? All right. What did I say? What did I say?
- Yeah, I won't. - Mom. Please tell me you have your pills.
A little birdie told me.
- ...still be here. You could be dead. - Get in the car.
- So glad you're home. - Thanks for letting me stay here.
I don't know why I did it.
- I have to pee. - Why didn't you go at the gas station?
It's amazing. America, huh?
- Yeah. - Because "flies on shit" would...
I am so sweaty. I was ripping it up out there.
- Yeah, I'm taller. - Yes, you are.
I wanna give a little birthday gift to America.