Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah.
Not
- That's it. Better. Better. - Der-ner-ner der-ner-ner, bom
No, not really.
I'm gonna get to see Niagara Falls with you, with my granddaughter.
You look good.
It's my juice.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Whatever. I'm keeping all of it.
- Just give it to me. - No!
I'm so sorry.
He put me back to bed before your mother got home. Nothing happened. Nothing.
I'd say that, so I think you burn, actually.
Yeah, nice jeans shorts.
You guys wanna get Cheetos?
What do you do for a living?
High blood pressure, heart, everything. She's diabetic.
Hey!
Yeah, me either.
Grandma, I brought you some coffee.
Isn't that precious?
Hey, we're all drunk, Tammy.
- I get that. - Listen to me.
I cheated on Greg.
- Give me your car keys, Dad. - Tammy, wait!
God.
Let's go, woman.
- No, no, honey. It's not your fault. - It is my fault.
You don't smell it.
Oh.
Did you really have an affair with Gregg Allman?
Yeah. Sweetie, it's a great bird.
God.
- You're welcome. - Okay.
She's remarkable. She just lives life.
I got to run to keep from hidin'
Hello? Tammy? Tammy?
NICE MUSCLE SHIRT... MUSCLE SHIRTS, ARE FOR MUSCLES.
- Just make it 1650. Round up. - Okay.
I watched Neil Armstrong walk on the moon.
Thanks, Obamacare. Ugh.
- Oh, my gosh. - I'm a veteran.
I said, give me some of those pies.
Where are my chicken sandwiches, Larry? Come on, let's go.
And it smells really good too.
Coming in hot! I am coming in smoking hot!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I said it. I meant it. Okay?
Yeah, you are.
- I get it, Tammy. - Poom. You get that?
- You don't want all of it? - No, just 1600.
Hello puppies... Arise!
That asshole Keith fired me.
I have got some good old lovin' And I got some more in store
Get your hands up.
Missi Jenkins is a whore!
Why? Where's yours?
Screw you
Don't call me at 2 a.m. looking for a ride.
I paid for you.
What the fuck did you do? Go get me another drink right now.
Goddamn it.
Whoa. Okay. All right. Come on. I do not want your tongue in my mouth.
He's a good guy.
- That's probably your cue. - So... Yeah.
Got a good gait. Yes!
- Just get pie. You want some pies? - I like pie.
You hungry? You wanna eat my fist for din...?
- Really? - Yeah.
Oh, Jesus, she's crying up a storm. Somebody go hug her.
- Yeah. - Like, find a hot tub or...
You know she's got diabetes and probably tons of other shit.
- What? - Yes.
Ooh, halfsies.
.
- How'd you know about that? - Fuck you.
God! Nice, Greg!
POV the cop pulls you over And you have an open beer in hand
Yes, we're here. We found it. Yep, we're here.
And I kicked her ass!
Tammy Tammy
are having, like, a really romantic dinner at our dining room table.
Can I just have your car so I can get out of this shitty town?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I am not a quitter!
Not when it totals my corolla
I'm going with...
Keep your dirty fingers out of my mouth.
No, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. You just...
- Oh! Oh! Oh! - I just told you not to look. Why did you look?
- Ha, ha. - Personally, I prefer the term "labisian."
A little help? A little help?
- Yeah. Gay it up. - What?
I'm not robbing you. I'm giving it back.
Niagara Falls, here we come!
Yeah. I came back.
I mean, that is super cool. You're just jealous.
You can forget about me feeding your stupid cats, Missi.
Read between the lines.
I can't hear you. Lenore's blowing shit up.
Oh...
- Let's see how you like getting left. - Don't you leave me here.
Tammy, Bobby. Come on, you two.
I run my dad's farm.
Popopopopopo with old spice