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they'd better not even think opening a store near mine or they'll get a fight from me like they've never seen.
Of course I did. Then they offered me more money.
Unbelievable.
Hey, nobody talks to Larry Lenan like that.
Okay, this should cheer the two of you up. My secret 7-layer casserole.
- What? No. I... - Wow, Jackie. You look fantastic today.
Sort of.
The secret is layer 3 and 6 are burbon.
They're a big chain.
What about my damn service with a smile?
But not one as crazy and blind as the one you just side-stepped.
But all I know is, when life finally gives you a break from the crap storm,
What if they tell you to take a flying leap?
I'd shoot my foot up at my own ass.
There are plenty other things on the list. For instance:
You know, Red, time is going to be great.
You're my husband.
Bob, you live next door. What are you panting?
My shop barely survives as it is.
I thought she was going to knock you out, steal your wallet on the first night.
Yeah. Me neither.
Hey, you wrote the list. And the lists don't lie. And you ideal man is Fez.
But I'd like to think that if our paths ever cross again,
And none of that describes Fez.
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