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On the other hand, I'm a just a small town burnout. Who am I to judge?
Muffler Master is not going to drive you out of town.
No, I'm talking about Fez.
Uhm, a little privacy please.
Oh you meant..
I found the perfect dress for you that will fit you. Oh you gonna have to borrow it from the Statue of Liberty.
Well, they are just a faceless corporation. You have something they don't,
You don't have to ask my permission for anything.
You can give one away with each muffler.
I can explain this.
Macaroni and children?
Yeah. Well, I told them, no matter how many Mom and Pap's stores they put out of business,
Anyway, what happened between you and Sam?
That is just creepy.
What am I doing here?
It's weird, man. I never imagined myself divorced from a Vegas stripper with a second husband at this age.
Which expires in a month. I got you a new one in the car.
I thought I should wake you up.
Oh, oh, Red! A customer. Now you show him that you have the personal touch that Muffler Master doesn't.
You're both my husband.
Just this morning he told me the funniest knock-knock joke.