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Uhm, a little privacy please.
On the other hand, I'm a just a small town burnout. Who am I to judge?
Oh you meant..
Well, they are just a faceless corporation. You have something they don't,
You can give one away with each muffler.
I thought I should wake you up.
That is just creepy.
What am I doing here?
Macaroni and children?
You don't have to ask my permission for anything.
It's weird, man. I never imagined myself divorced from a Vegas stripper with a second husband at this age.
You're both my husband.
Oh, oh, Red! A customer. Now you show him that you have the personal touch that Muffler Master doesn't.
Anyway, what happened between you and Sam?
I can explain this.
No, I'm talking about Fez.
Which expires in a month. I got you a new one in the car.
Just this morning he told me the funniest knock-knock joke.
Yeah. Well, I told them, no matter how many Mom and Pap's stores they put out of business,
I found the perfect dress for you that will fit you. Oh you gonna have to borrow it from the Statue of Liberty.
Muffler Master is not going to drive you out of town.