Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That other Adam Goldberg in 11th grade knows his movies.

It's one-stop shopping with me. Continue.

Well, let's not dig too deep.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

I thought being with you was the only thing that mattered,

So you guys must feel great

What? Oh, no, I was just trying to

have congratulated me on this article?

Well, even though that thing was super awesome,

I'm sorry. I had a brilliant plan to get you a little bit hurt

think of a way for you to win this thing.

(GASPS) Hug it.

Are you telling me to sweep the leg?

More on that later.

I've had enough of this!

- We're totally the Zabkas. - Okay, what is happening?

- Leg sweep! - Ooh!

if he can ever walk again.

Hey! Terry lied to everybody about who she was,

Spazitron Spazzowitz.

Looks fine to me.

Shred my eight-year-old tax returns!

I loved the leg sweeping and face punches.

(CROWD JEERING)

Point is, I'm tired of the marketplace confusion!

- You got to save me. - Don't worry, bro.

Okay, well, this, uh, faking your way out of this fight,

He should be arrested, but he's not.

to write my very own movie-review column in the school newspaper.

Whoa! Are you saying I'm the solo Zabka here?

Evy is your girlfriend.

Double crane kick? It can't be done.

I'm being trained by the most deadly martial-arts sensei in town.