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to write my very own movie-review column in the school newspaper.

So you guys must feel great

That other Adam Goldberg in 11th grade knows his movies.

I'm being trained by the most deadly martial-arts sensei in town.

- Leg sweep! - Ooh!

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Shred my eight-year-old tax returns!

- You got to save me. - Don't worry, bro.

(GASPS) Hug it.

He should be arrested, but he's not.

What? Oh, no, I was just trying to

Looks fine to me.

Are you telling me to sweep the leg?

More on that later.

I thought being with you was the only thing that mattered,

Evy is your girlfriend.

It's one-stop shopping with me. Continue.

I've had enough of this!

Double crane kick? It can't be done.

Well, even though that thing was super awesome,

Whoa! Are you saying I'm the solo Zabka here?

if he can ever walk again.

Point is, I'm tired of the marketplace confusion!

Spazitron Spazzowitz.

I loved the leg sweeping and face punches.

Okay, well, this, uh, faking your way out of this fight,

- We're totally the Zabkas. - Okay, what is happening?

I'm sorry. I had a brilliant plan to get you a little bit hurt

think of a way for you to win this thing.

Hey! Terry lied to everybody about who she was,

have congratulated me on this article?

Well, let's not dig too deep.

(CROWD JEERING)