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BEVERLY: Out of my way.
Of course I'm a 10th degree black belt.
to allow students to fight on school property.
Know what, other Adam?
- Hyah! - Ah!
This is all I know. What am I?
No. Be in the quad at 3:00.
Hai! Will you train the lazy-eyed one, master?
(CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
Not good enough for books. Maybe sitcoms or something.
Thanks to her, I'd fight someone
- Seriously. - She's gone full Zabka on us.
and your mother is insisting you wear a jockstrap
with our lips and stuff?
Oh, my God.
"Get out of my apartment," what do we say, Barry-san?
Us? Come on, man. How can you even say that?
I've known you for 10 years, and the timing has never been right.
A one-time mistake that...
It says here it's by Adam Goldberg.
I mean, how many weeks did he train? Three? So cool.
'cause the other Adam Goldberg
in front of everyone.
ADULT ADAM: It even inspired me
like a paper cut or a nasty break-up?
(HUMMING)
Then when?
Then you hit him with a chair.
it'll be our little secret.
Got my leg swept.
I was living in fear about my own name.
(CROWD GROANS)
ALL: Yes, Master!
Oh, no! Don't hurt me!
- Obviously! - We're such Zabkas!
then you fight with everything you've got.
Barry! I never thought I'd say this,
- Does it? It does. - I don't know!
I hear the sensei's a really good guy.
It was an epic performance filled with fake punches and flying kicks.
You must always keep your focus sharp.
(CROWD GASPS)
Meanwhile, Erica and Geoff were finally official.
Or there's option three...
ADULT ADAM: At least that's what he told me.
But you can't. You have a slight limp.